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Positive dinner: twenty great jokes

Позитив на ужин: двадцатка отличных анекдотов Five minutes of good mood.

Jokes – that’s what sometimes is lacking in a gloomy autumn day. Not to be sad in this sleepy, cold period – better laugh at him. The result is guaranteed.

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The ad in the clinic: “All who understand the meaning of life, the psychiatrist takes precedence. “

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Return – a bad omen! Especially if you’re married and have been out three days!

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When married, thought it would be to cook like mom, and she thumps like dad…

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Photo wife in my wallet reminds me that this place could be money.

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Love comes to us with Cupid arrows, and leaves with a rolling pin in curlers.

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Ministry of health warns: no money – no pain!

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Sometimes talking to a person and he had such a view: the lights are on, but nobody’s home…

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Insanity and wisdom begins with the same letter, and inherent in people of the same age.

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If you can smile when things go wrong, so you got someone to blame…

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Always before sleep a wife. Suddenly save?!

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– Wow, you look amazing! Have you lost weight?
– You just me, you bastard, you fat called! In retrospect!..

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The girl who does not drink, does not know how her exes.

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Lone optimist in the bed half full.

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– Describe his appearance…
– You can get used to!

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Since my husband started to pay me a manicure, he began to cry with me when I break a nail…

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How to explain to the neighbors that the lift and so our and to mark it, like cats, don’t?

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– Son, you fell in with bad company!..
– Mom, I founded it.

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– How are you?
– Yes, as you say… Black cats stopped to cross the road. Don’t see the point.

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Surprisingly, teaching me how to live, those who live for the first time.

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– I do everything! There are able. Know how to drink. The toilet asks to sleep in the afternoon I will. Well, take me to the nursery! And so reluctant to work!

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