Funny jokes for good people.
Among the huge number of people there are special people – observant and with a great sense of humor.
It is thanks to these people and saw these jokes, telling about such friends and such a fun, if you look closely to them, situations.
Talking to two friends:
— I’ve long thought what to give to her husband on February 23.
— What came up?
— Give money, come on the 24th the shoes I buy…
Eugene, when I meet you in the Park walking with a lady, involuntarily come to mind the poem.
— Pushkin?
— No, Chukovsky.
— In terms of?
“The gorilla goes, crocodile is”…
Grandma went crazy when they said on TV that you can not believe everything that is said on TV.
Father to son:
— Well, son, what please advise thanks?
— Dad, all that you can please, we are yesterday with all the guys drank…
— Meet, mother is Sasha. It is very positive. Even the jacket laid in a puddle that I stepped in mud!
— I am glad, daughter.
— Yeah, caught the man, took off his jacket and put it in a puddle!
The father of the newborn girl is asked:
And as a girl called?
Aurora.
Oh, beautiful, the goddess of the dawn…
— Here all say that, grandpa went wrong: cruiser, cruiser…
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