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Odessa in all its glory: the funniest ads of the residents of the city

Odessa citizens have always been a wonderful sense of humor.

This also applies to a variety of ads that they publish on the Internet.

To the Day of laughter company OLX has made a selection of the funniest and original proposals.

So, for example, the site offer to exchange the altar for divination and hand-working netbook. If you are practicing the tarragon and just looking for a piece like this — don’t miss your chance.

Over 230 hryvnia can buy bright blue clawed Slippers for home. To meet them the guests is a pleasure, they obviously appreciate the monstrous legs appreciated.

Mr. Tea — container for welding in the form of a smiling man. It seems that he sincerely enjoys life, swimming in your tea. It costs 49 USD.

To pair everything went well, you need to hold a special ceremony called “cheers to love”. The presence of partners, while this is optional, need only their names. After the ceremony, the love will stay with them forever.

How original to beat common things, knows Alena from Odessa. She offers a gift for any occasion — a bouquet of socks. The number and size specified.

The money flowed like a river, the author proposes to acquire special magnet on the refrigerator. You only need to take a picture in the Lotus position. The magnet may contain positive affirmations: “I am a magnet for money, they are always attracted to me”, “Money in my life come easily,” and others.

For 444 hryvnia sell face “Stone man” — the character of the famous comic book. The mask is attached to the stone hands and feet. If to buy in addition a soft piece of wood, would make the perfect Halloween costume.

Over 460 hryvnia can buy this timber, however, is plush. Inside it is filled with special granules. The wood can crush, hug, lay under the head or even beat your neighbor, not causing him physical harm.

A funny notion — the lamp–Pelican. Has defects, but it is only 50 hryvnia.

In conclusion: if you have the desire to pour out his heart, and no one is around, turn to the Marina. She not only listen, but also will be treated to the magic of coffee, after which you will immediately become easier.

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