Want to see how a Catholic priest turns into a dinosaur to be slapped in the nuts the crowd of the ninja? Damn, I wish I had. Fortunately, there is a movie called no less cool “Velocitator” (The VelociPastor). The downside is that before us is a terribly cheap made on the knee treshak. I’m not sure I could overpower a film so bad, but with a trailer you can neighing.
Director and screenplay (Yes, there’s even a script) Brendan stir for quite some time working on this miracle. In 2011 he published trachenotmy a short film, stylized trailer tape category B, and this video bears little resemblance to the new movie, even the lead actor was replaced. In other words, the man removed a fake trailer, and then decided to release this movie. Steer you can know for several low-budget horror projects. Including “Hostility” in 2013, for example.
In the new version of “Velocimeter” starred Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski and musician Aurelio Voltaire. The output picture is scheduled for 2018.
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