Each person surely have proven method how to overcome a bad mood.
Someone is walking someone is going out with friends, and someone pours a Cup of tea and opens a box of chocolates.
And we know the best way to fight boredom and melancholy! This is a fresh and hilarious jokes about everything!
Maria, I asked you to prepare my report to the Board of Directors for 15 minutes. And I read it an hour and a half! How could this happen?
— Andrey Petrovich, I have prepared a report on 15 minutes. And printed it to you in six instances…
The husband comes home late. A note on the table from his wife:
“Go to my mom’s. The soup on the table — wipe”
The husband says to his wife at the entrance to the theater:
— Still nothing you insisted I wear, not the old.
Why? A new suit you look so.
— Yes, but the tickets stayed in the old.
Daughter asks mother:
— What kind of husband would you advise me to choose?
— Oh, you leave the husbands to their wives. Find yourself a nice single guy.
— You know why on the back of the compass has a small mirror?
Why?
— To know who lost.
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