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“I will dwell in weight”: funny jokes about unpredictable women

"В меня вселился вес": забавные приколы о непредсказуемых женщинахFunny jokes will keep you amused.

Women are beautiful and unpredictable.

They inspire men to great deeds and manifestation of the most noble feelings. And each of them knows their value and did not question their own uniqueness.

Published jokes about the most charming and attractive, who doesn’t like it.

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— I want to eat!
— Lucy, girl eat and not eat.
— I wanted to eat eight hours ago, and now I want to eat!

— Why do you have different boots?
Because the sellers in the shops believe that if they will put one of the boots, do not steal.

I will make your life hell! I will take everything that you love!
Yes, Yes, I was told that you are a good nutritionist.

The husband — wife
— You said don’t eat after six, so what do you do with a night in the fridge?
— Permutation.

— What are you doing?
— There are cook…
— What are you cooking?
— When I started, there was a kind of soup…

Lucy decided to lose weight… Joined the gym… in the pool and in the chorus… You ask: “what’s glee?”. But do not care! Just to eat once there!

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