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“I want the collector’s bag”: funny jokes from the real optimists

"Хочу инкассаторскую сумку": веселые анекдоты от настоящих оптимистовFunny jokes will keep you amused.

If the category of people who do not lose their presence of mind and confidence in the future, no matter what.

Optimists not only find an outlet in the most complex and seemingly unsolvable situations, but also ready to lend a shoulder to those who are here to help at least a kind word.

And it will agree, is also important.

— Fima, you still heard? Our Cup took!
— And how much?

Two stages of life:
— You are student and I think that in flats with a purple light in the Windows is something 18+.
— You know that there are seedlings.

"Хочу инкассаторскую сумку": веселые анекдоты от настоящих оптимистов

— You seem to have a dog there?
Yes.
— A breed?
— Guard.
Is a serious beast!
Yeah, all the time guarding, as if it is not enclosed with the feeding…

"Хочу инкассаторскую сумку": веселые анекдоты от настоящих оптимистов

A man gets a job in a Symphony orchestra. Listened to him — possession of the tool excellent, hearing absolute, plays effectively. In General, dream of any orchestra.
— OK, we that you make. What is your name?
— Ivanov.
— Ivanov? Hmm… Strange… But the name?
Ivan.
— Ivan?! Amazing… And the middle name?
— Moiseevich.
— Oh, how deep is buried talent!

"Хочу инкассаторскую сумку": веселые анекдоты от настоящих оптимистов

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