So only know how to joke in this town!
Odessa – is an inexhaustible source of humor. Local residents have a special Outlook.
They are able to treat with humour to any situation, and turn everyday conversation into a first class joke.
Odessa jokes never get bored, because they are literally saturated with a special flair of this outstanding city.
Two inhabitants of Odessa speak for life.
— Abram, and where driven social mobility?
— I think Izzy Shaw they are still driven to the top of the food chain.
— Sarah, why are you not talking to Celia?
Yeah I can’t remember why… But I’m still never forgive you!
— Izzy, come quick, help! Here grandmother Sarah bad! You’re a doctor, do something.
— I’m sorry, but I’m a doctor of archaeology!
— And grandmother, Sarah had long been eighteen…
At the funeral.
— Izzy, darling, I still don’t believe that you left us!
Comrade, step away from the coffin let go of those who already believes or wants to make sure.
— Rabinovich, as you suggest, is it possible to buy an honest man?
— Easier to sell!
Hello, Fira?
— Young man, its still not home.
— You know, I have it. Still it can be?
— Joey, how I hate money!
— Fima, sho you talking about?!
— Well, the money that’s not mine!
In Odessa.
Madam, and do not tell the time?
— Oh, man, I still watch at home. Come to me there and see!
— Tsilechka expensive, and this soup definitely changes?
— Zalman, eat, fear not, tomorrow is still a day off!
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