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“Honey, don’t leave socks!”: a serving of anecdotes about the virtues of family life

Funny jokes about the realities of family life you just cheer.

About funny dialogues husbands and wives could write more than one book, because spouses sometimes find themselves wittier professional comedians.

Today we have selected for you a fresh batch of Internet revelations about family life.

— Please tell us how mad your wife?
We were traveling in the mountains, where the beautiful echo. But my wife is accustomed to having the last word always remains behind it.

Later that night the husband comes to his apartment:
— Favorite Natasha…
What?! I’m Katya!
Favorite, Natasha greetings.

The husband comes home late. A note on the table from his wife:
“Go to my mom’s. The soup on the table — wipe”

The husband says to his wife at the entrance to the theater:
— Still nothing you insisted I wear, not the old.
Why? A new suit you look so.
— Yes, but the tickets stayed in the old.

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