“Hobby – lying on the couch”: funny jokes about men unique

Men have their “cockroaches”.

Men are often serious, purposeful, principled, but there are those who can amuse others.

And all because they have excellent sense of humor and resourceful so that their whims can be used to create comics and stories.

Especially witty are those who have experienced the joy of living with the second halves. It is they, her lover, the original men presented with such surprises, which are impossible to hold back the laughter.

— Did you know that demi Lovato in the apartment? The linoleum on the ceiling stuck the Wallpaper back side out and pasted on the bathroom walls with carpet pasted. And all the conscience.
Is he blown away?
— He is bred. And the apartment, this wife and mother-in-law will get.

— Look, you’re either a fool or you pretend to be.
— I’m not pretending!

There are two friends. The other one says:
— You know, they all say that my girlfriend like the mother of God.
— And the picture you have?
— Is.
Let me see… Oh, mother of God!

— What do you do?
— I pay for what I’m fighting gravity.
Wow, are you a pilot?
— The loader…

— Sometimes lost, we are not able to return…
— Petrovich, you’re full of it, give me a thousand!

— Why are you drinking so much water?!
— I ate an Apple.
— So what?
— And to wash it I forgot!

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