Five minutes of good mood.
Funny jokes for a good mood this Sunday.
I worked at the factory for the production of glue. I like it here, we have chocolate walls, gnomes help us to package the goods, at your leisure, you can ride on a rainbow and I dandelion
Why no one opened a restaurant, “Grandma”, just silently where you are going, and then another and another, looking reproachfully at you until all you can not eat, and the output palm off two bales with food and asked to call when I get home.
– Let’s go out.
– Sorry, I can’t…
– Going to a wedding…
– Hmm, and then?
– And then I’ll already be married!
Did You know that in the fridge every bachelor has absolutely all the ingredients to cook the ravioli in the eggs to beer.
Still, there is justice in the world. To the neighbor who spent six months doing repairs, and every day he woke us up early in the morning with a crashing punch at the end of the repair moved the mother-in-law. Permanently!
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