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Here is a twist: if the series “Friends” filmed in the Soviet Union

Вот это поворот: если бы сериал «Друзья» снимали в СССРThe storyline would have been different.

Let’s start with the fact that the series most likely would be called “Companions”. Well, then it would go something like this.

1. All the characters live in a communal apartment.

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2. There is no “Central perk” doesn’t exist.

3. The friends gather to chat over dinner in the communal kitchen. The table in the kitchen is constantly busy with their other roommates.

4. After dinner, all together drinking tea from a large tin mugs.

5. Of course, all the characters of the series (except Phoebe) are in the party.

6. Ross works as a Junior researcher at the Paleontological Institute named after A. A. borisyak Academy of Sciences of the USSR.

7. He loves to wrap a sandwich with cooked sausage.

8. Several times a week, Ross goes on the bus to night school at the other end of the city, where he teaches history.

9. Before moving to communal Ross together with his young wife Carol lived in the family residence.

10. So as a family room of two blocks received by the wife of Ross, after the divorce, he lost the right to live in a Dorm and was forced to move out.

11. After the divorce, Ross only occasionally visits Carol and the baby.

12. Ross and Carol at work and in everyday life are exposed to public condemnation.

13. Chandler works as an accountant in a small project office.

14. He regularly smokes cigarettes “Kazbek” and not even trying to quit.

15. Girlfriend Chandler Janice — annoying his favorite phrase “look what it’s done.”

16. The Chandler family of the kulak, what is constantly ashamed.

17. For joint dinners with friends in a communal Chandler always tells interesting stories from his own life and stories that nobody believes.

18. In his spare time, he writes on the table, little notes, essays and satires.

19. One of those comic stories that Chandler decided to send to the editor of “Ogonek” under a pseudonym, once published even.

20. Once Chandler was almost evicted from the communal apartment that he has sent by relatives from the village of duck, goose and other livestock.

Вот это поворот: если бы сериал «Друзья» снимали в СССР

21. Rachel moved to Moscow from the provinces, to arrive in theatrical Institute, and to avoid the marriage his parents imposed.

22. During entrance exams, she met with Joe.

23. Joe — student-loser, on the verge of departure from the Institute after the second year.

24. Not having enough means of subsistence, Joe is trying to look for jobs in local musical theater.

25. Joe is popular among girls and each time met with the same phrase: “the Girl! And, the girl! What’s your name?”

26. For his relatively carefree lifestyle he periodically exposed to public condemnation.

27. Joe promises Rachel to help with the flow and give her some acting lessons.

28. Rachel still does not arrive.

29. Not wanting to go back home where her parents are waiting, she gets a job as a salesgirl in a dining room.

30. In the morning Rachel meets Monica, who works there as a cook.

31. Due to the fact that she always has to taste the food during cooking, Monica loses weight.

32. Every day she brings to dinner with the change hidden in the bag products.

33. Monica just loves to put things in order. She’s the one who cleans the communal.

34. Because of his love to be first in everything and the best she actively other comrades involved in party work.

35. No one knows what is actually involved in the Phoebe. She regularly disappears from the communal for a few days, but then returned.

36. In those days, when Phoebe still is at home, she entertains comrades with songs under a guitar.

37. In particular all like the way she sings “Murka”.

38. Among comrades rumor has it that Phoebe was arrested for connection with the den of thieves on Maryina Roshcha.

39. For our way of life Phoebe is periodically exposed to public condemnation.

40. Gunther works in the communal watchman and janitor at the same time. For this he is given a small single room without bathroom.

Вот это поворот: если бы сериал «Друзья» снимали в СССР

41. Gunther is secretly in love with Rachel. Without reciprocity, he begins to take revenge on the girl, reporting “where follows” about all her adventures and the behavior which seems to him obscene.

42. We live in adjoining rooms of the communal Ross and Rachel start a relationship.

43. One day they even decide to get married, but can’t do that as the registry office does not work and in General on the wedding you need to book six months in advance.

44. Until that one day Rachel tries to tell Ross that they needed a break, but in the end decided not to do it, as “not that her mother taught to men to talk.”

45. After numerous difficulties and problems, they decide to get married after Ross finds out about Rachel’s pregnancy. Friend can’t afford to leave a pregnant girl alone.

46. Despite the official conclusion of marriage, the couple in the course of several years periodically exposed to public condemnation.

47. All this does not prevent Rachel to make a career. A young girl is dismissed from the dining room and finds a job as a saleswoman in the GUM.

48. Career Monica also goes to the mountain — she first becomes a senior chef, then head of the dining room.

49. One day, comrades, all together we go on tours to Crimea. There he falls in love with Monica and Chandler first kiss with him, and not daring for more.

50. Later, Monica marries Chandler, and together they think about how to move from communal to private housing. A young family is in line for resettlement.

51. At the same time, Joe barely finishes a theatre. He gets his first major role — the role of Joseph Stalin in the film novice and little-known Director.

52. This allows Joe to move from the communal to the big service apartment in “Stalinka” and receive a cash prize.

53. On the money Joe buys a brand new “Volga”, a refrigerator and a number of foreign consumer goods. Rumor has it that he even keeps the home currency.

54. Phoebe once goes and never comes back.

55. Even after his disappearance, she long continues to be subject to public condemnation.

56. All the episodes of the series related to the celebration of thanksgiving Day, occur during the New year.

57. All the episodes connected with the memories of comrades of the past, built around stories about how life was “before the war”.

58. Gunther, which companions often became an object of public scorn, he exposed to public condemnation, as he begins to become an alcoholic, learning about the forced marriage of Ross and Rachel.

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