Men have their “cockroaches”.
Men are often serious, purposeful, principled, but there are those who can amuse others.
And all because they have excellent sense of humor and resourceful so that their whims can be used to create comics and stories.
Especially witty are those who have experienced the joy of living with the second halves. It is they, her lover, the original men presented with such surprises, which are impossible to hold back the laughter.
In a crowded bus climbs man:
. Miss the man with the aquarium!
All exhaled, he climbed up… after a while the lady asks:
Excuse me, but where is your aquarium?
— What do you think 5 liters of beer and dried fish — not the fish tank? responsible man, patting his stomach.
— Comrade Sergeant, with our tank the caterpillar fell off.
— Do not be greedy, let the sparrows will pollut.
Included in the bus retired, the boy gives way, and the old man holds him and says:
— Sit down. My legs still hold.
The situation is repeated several times. After a while the boy said:
— Uncle, let me go, please, and then I have four extra stop food.
Ha! Do you think you’ll be able to pick me up?
— Petrovich, not to show off! Safety rope for high-rise construction required!
Oh shit, wrong again snapped: this part had to leave, and that is to remove!
— The good news is, Sam, we’re designers, not surgeons.
— I’m not for him to run! I have a sense of dignity and a drop of pride!
— Damn, Petrovich! Come on, our train’s leaving!
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