Boost your good mood.
Portion of positive emotions, which certainly charge you a good mood for the whole day. The best jokes network specifically for you.
Umbrella – it protects from the rain. When he’s with you – it won’t rain!
Place – the only place where people are afraid of each other to lose.
Lived the father of 3 sons. And their apartments passed.
In the nomination “Breakthrough of the year” for the fifth time in a row won by the sewer of the city.
– Hello, is this phone sex?
– No, what did you expect?
Tricks of the trade. If you run out of itching ointment, do not rush to throw away the tube. Its a very convenient area to itch!
– Open the fridge and there is a bowling alley.
– It’s like?!
– The ball rolled…
– Darling, soon comes my favorite mother-in-law, you can say… my second mother. And I have nothing to wear…
With trump gone, the infection!
– Good day, Tetiana! I Nadka…
– Good day, Nadkami!
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