Boost your good mood.
We offer you to read short jokes and enjoy moments of laughter and good mood.
What were you in past life?
– Yes, I that was nothing…
The crisis of middle age: today on the street a woman approached me with the words “young man”, and the girl in “ATB” asked to present pension certificate.
– Well, don’t be silent, tell me what you think.
– Yes, there is a solid Mat.
The slogan “the Pedestrian is always right!” marketers have come up with funeral agencies.
– Moishe, tell me, are you happy with your Base?
– But where to go?
Don’t be surprised the statistics of average salaries! In a variety of 1 elephant and 10 ants average mass of an ant can reach 500 pounds.
– The reason of your divorce?
– I learned that the owner of the apartment that we rented for two years, was himself!
– It’s brilliant!
– Nukak diploma?
– Yes what kind of degree, everything is much more important problem to solve: how much vodka to take to the prom..
If the night to go to rural discos and look at the starry sky, from the nose will cease bleeding.
– Honey, I’m gonna go with my friends walk!
– Just come back sober!
– Well then, until tomorrow…
Why the French have so many letters in words if they are half do not speak?
– Son, you’re a moron? Put that thing away from me!
Come on, dear, I don’t think you really liked my parents.
– Good evening, Sarah Abramovna! How’s your headache?
– Oh, went to play cards.
– Madame Trachtenberg when your little Sophie is thinking of getting married?
Chaim, Sara was dead, why don’t you get married?
– You know, I’m looking for a woman with asthma.
After Serocki had so many drugs.
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