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Funny jokes for connoisseurs of irony

Веселые анекдоты для ценителей иронии   Boost your good mood.

Sometimes you need to allocate for itself in just a few minutes a day and have a good laugh. Not only will you feel better and improve health through a healthy dose of laughter. Our jokes is exactly what you need in a sleepy autumn day.

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I gave the newlyweds an envelope, and it opened.
So I have nothing in life to fear!

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People rarely want to marry. People more often want to get married.

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Gramps and grandma had taken into account their mistake and made the Cube.

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Well, that cannot sleep, but a good appetite!

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Announcement:
“You want a 30-year-old woman for shooting in advertising “As 50 look 35!”.

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She pretended not to know me… I pretended that the rich will…

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Goldfish much tensed when I heard that the first two wishes my grandfather is a beer and the newspaper.

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The most reliable and effective way to save money on buying a wife of sheepskin – to tell her during the fitting: “a Delightful thing! Sorry that makes you look fat”.

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Interesting fact: cannibals brewed green tea from vegetarians.

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Forecasters, as sappers, wrong only once. But on the day.

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And in the courtyard children were playing. Everyone in the smartphone.

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– Hello! Elena?

Three hours of the night! Who are you?!

Is the dad of your student, Elena! Sleep?

– Of course!

– And we saw chestnuts, acorns pierce – preparing crafts for the contest “farewell to autumn”…

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This environmental pollution is just awful! Yesterday open tin can with sardines, and it is full of oil and all fish is dead!…

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Did you know that if the sleeping Cheetah to kick ass, he will be able to develop your speed to 100 km/h!

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The patient at the psychologist:

– I think that no one understands me: hollow eyes, indifference on the face and an absolute unwillingness to listen.

– What do you do?

– Teaching quantum physics at University.

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