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Funny jokes can brighten even a Monday

Веселые анекдоты, способные скрасить даже понедельникFive minutes of good mood.

Jokes – that’s what sometimes is lacking in a gloomy autumn day. Not to be sad in this sleepy, cold period – better laugh at him. The result is guaranteed.

Hello! Dad, will you take me? – No. – Oh why? – You bought a super-comfy shoes for 3 pieces! On the heels of 15 cm, which are generally not felt. So go now on foot… And most importantly – from the hip, my daughter, from the hip…

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Wall of China was not built in order to protect themselves from attacks of nomads, and to the Chinese from the country is not excluded.

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In order to avoid paying penalties for violations, taken with automatic cameras on the road, it is recommended to attach on the windshield sticker “Рhоtоshор”.

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– You have the fins on the 48th the size? – Why do You actually fins?

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The man speaks the son: – Ivan, go to the neighbor, ask him for a hammer to hammer a nail. A son returns: – a neighbor says she can’t give a hammer, because if you use it – it wears out. – You see, son, what a redneck is! Okay, got our…

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Two girls-twins sit on the bench. Goes past a drunken man, and begins to stare at them. One says: – Perhaps you think that you seeing double? No, we do the same. Guy makes big eyes and asks: – What, all four?

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Our Tanya crying out loud, ate a basketball. Tanya’s mother is crying too, doubt that the ball…

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Winnie the Pooh didn’t want to marry, but the idea of a honeymoon was driving him crazy.

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In the Sidorov family practiced healthy eating. Who is healthier, and he ate.

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The man gave me a business card: “Vitaliy Musorsky”… Say, you’re name is also not the first time understood correctly?

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The boy asks: – Aunt Galya, why do you always wear makeup? – To be beautiful. And how many this will effect?

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Husband wife watching a horror movie. On the screen there is a witch. Wife: – Oh, Mama! Husband: – I Know, right?)

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