The main contradiction of our time: work well we are still unable, to earn good money do not want.
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The woman went to the office of social security, leading 15 children.
Wow! – exclaims the clerk. – This is all yours?
– Yes, all my… Sit down, Bob!
Children together to sit on the chairs.
“So,” says an employee. I need you to register. Please name the names of the children.
Mom:
– Yes, everything is simple. Boys name is Basil, and girls – Vasilisa.
– Are you serious? They all washi?
– Yes, and this facilitates my life. In the morning I shout to them: “Bob, Wake up!”, and they Wake up. When it comes to dining, I also shout: “Bob, lunch!”, and they all come. When I make comments, they all cease to indulge in. I think it’s a great idea!
Social worker, ninny:
What if you need to call only one child, not all at once?
– Well, then I call them by first name.
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The Governor goes to a fortuneteller:
– Last night I dreamt of potatoes. What is it?
The fortune teller:
– That, son, means, or spring planted, or by the fall will be removed.
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