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Fresh jokes about the reforms in Ukraine

Свежие анекдоты о реформах в УкраинеEndless topic for jokes.

Under all conditions the Ukrainians lose their sense of humor. We’ve gathered the funniest jokes about the reforms.

More dangerous than a monkey with a grenade only MP from the reform.

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Gas prices need to be raised to until in Ukraine will live at least one Ukrainian.

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The project of the Ukrainian pension reform Stephen king decided to use as the plot for his next Thriller.

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Healthcare reform will work in 2018, after the introduction of telemedicine. In the meantime, the tests can be taken only on the radio.

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To steal from their people need to be able to think it just reforms!

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Prime Minister has threatened that in the event of failure of the pension reform he is ready to retire.

– What a pity!

– But so far it has gone nowhere…

– What a disaster!

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Groisman strictly warned that if the Verkhovna Rada does not vote for the pension reform, the government will be able to raise pensions for three hryvnia, and only one.

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The state owes to doctors salaries by tens of million. Now understand the essence of health reform: to dismiss all who should…

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The government believes that the protest of Ukrainians against the pension and health reform – the genocide of the reformers.

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