Remember laughter prolongs life.
Lift yourself up, read funny short jokes from our selection.
We offer you the opportunity to forget about problems with humor.
— You have insulted me! I challenge you to a duel! Tomorrow morning, at four o’clock, the choice of weapons is yours…
— No weapons! I kneel and humbly beg your forgiveness…
— Well, so be it, I forgive you, you despicable coward.
— Better despicable coward than this early in the morning to get up…
— However, in this hat I look younger for 10 years?
— How old are you?
— In the hat or without it?
During the dance the guy hugs the girl and whispers to himself:
I feel like in Paradise…
— Really? — that is surprised. — I like the bus at rush hour.
The restaurant says to the waiter:
— The person who slaughtered the chicken, probably, only a good heart.
— Why do you think so?
Because many years passed before he decided on this…
On the street there are two friends. One holding a TV.
— Where you are on the TV?
— The dustbin.
Why?
— Mother-in-law said if I throw away the TV, her hands on itself will impose.
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