This country is full of inhibitions.
Innocent token, the observance of traffic rules and a common joke can become a stumbling block on your way to the knowledge of the promised Land.
Stand on the green light
Temporal, spatial and other continuum distorted in the Holy land, and therefore at a time when the world is on the yellow light “ready” and green for “go”, in Israel actively honking yellow, and green — are pushing back. All this in good faith: “what if you fell asleep or did not notice the light switch?”
Joking with the security service
Standard security: “are There any prohibited items in your purse? Guns, knife, drugs?” The witty tourists (Israelis, then know very well what end such a joke) sometimes to joke: “Yes, carry two pink bomb in a suitcase”. They hope that the border guards and the protection of public places all right with a sense of humor, and those, of course, see that no, you are not a terrorist and not the leader of the cartel. And this is the main misconception: Israeli security a sense of humor, they lose it as soon as going on shift. So, if you tell a joke about a bomb, hackneyed to everyone, including themselves border guards in a second and in the next few hours you will absolutely not joking.
To drive a car on the Day of atonement
There are many popular myths about Israel, for example, complete prohibition to work on Shabbat, closed on Saturday every one of the shops and restaurants etc. But it’s all debunked in the first visit to the country on Saturday a range of excellent restaurants, drive cars, and your neighbor could hammer nails in the wall. However, there is one social status quo, undisturbed by the Israelis (no matter what denomination they belong to) — a ban on riding in a car on Yom Kippur, i.e. the Day of atonement. This day is officially allowed to ride skateboards, bicycles and roller skates on a highway, lying on the double axial and cross the street in any wrong place — the car, except for emergency services, do not go.
Hurt the children.
Children in Israel — it’s not just the flowers of life and the joy of parents. It is a cult, an idol, an object of universal worship and insanity. A child’s will in Israel is subject to everything: shops, restaurants, law firms and even the Prime Minister’s office. If the child wants to eat strawberry ice cream, sitting on the floor and smearing it on the shoes of the guest, — so it is the will of God. And with God here, not argue. On the street or in a restaurant, how would you not bother yelling or running around between tables the child to make a comment to you he can’t. It so is not accepted. Even comment in my booth the unbridled behavior of the child is not comme Il faut. So.
To refuse treats
The food in Israel, as children, Holy: the atmosphere is the cult of falafel, Shawarma, hummus, fish, meat, ice cream, yogurt and other delicious foods. People lean, and those who badly and no appetite to eat, the surrounding becomes very sorry and they’re trying to feed. Sometimes obsessive and strength. Believe what you want to eat here, no one can, and therefore you will have to push balls of falafel, a spoon of yogurt and the last date syrup for mom and dad.
Smoking in public places
Smoking in public places banned in many countries, but not all abide by it. In Israel you can’t smoke in any restaurants, no bars, no Nightclubs, not even at the bus stops. Here’s a heavy smokers have a life here.
Ride without clothes
Yes, unfortunately. In Israel prohibited by the rules of the road driving with a naked torso for men and women. It’s a pity.
To be a reactionary
Israel is the most progressive. This country first receives from the heaven of prophecy and sulfur rain, but together with them — new technologies and the most progressive device. If you do not use the latest model of the new phone, don’t own dozens of applications, without which it is impossible to live in, not charging laptop of wireless charging, do not pay for coffee with your phone, and transfer messages by thought — you’re a hopeless reactionary.
To give up her seat to transport the young women
In Israel, of course, is home to educated and responsible citizens who always give way to the grandparents. However, do not even think to show myself a gentleman and give way to the young lady with an M-16 at the ready — you will be punished for the desecration of equality and emancipation.
Flirting with girls on the street
“Hey, beautiful, do you come here often?” — perhaps the most common in Israel, “introduction” and the beginning of a dialogue with a girl you like. So, don’t do that, otherwise in a minute you can meet the police. Local girls basking not only in the Mediterranean but also in the attention of local and foreign men, and this is the peak tourist season them pretty boring.
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