Five minutes of good mood.
Funny jokes for a good mood. Will not be bored.
– Son, pick up your toys!
– Oh, mom, I better stand in the corner…
What complaint have you come to a psychiatrist?
– Doctor, I have two children, three grandchildren and husband, I just want to lie!
– Victim, how did you determine that your apartment unauthorized.
Just in our family it is not accepted to beat the head of the family on the valve head.
There are moments when I want to get married. So I put on Bathrobe, Slippers, curlers and go to cook soup…
After an hour I let go.
I remember as a child I was very afraid that under the bed at night sits someone who can capture me for any part of the body, which gets outside of bed… I grew up in. Brought a cat. Now a children’s nightmare became a harsh reality!
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