Be positive always and everywhere.
Lift yourself up, read funny short jokes.
We offer you the opportunity to forget about problems with humor.
— Dad, I have good news for you!
— What is the news, son?
— I paid for the insurance of his car.
If you’re fat, don’t eat. If you’re weak-willed fat, then eat and cry.
– George, you love bacon?
– Love.
– Then I’m all yours, baby!
Guy teaching girlfriend how to drive a car:
— I said, “pull over!”, what were you doing?
I began to slow down, but I have something did not work…
— Yes, that’s right, you start to slow down, and it was necessary to press your foot on the brake!
Now I am going to rip you a tooth, and you cry that there is urine…, says the dentist patient…
— That would be so unbearably painful?
No, it’s just to me a big place, and I’m late for football…
Man — woman:
— You know, alcohol makes you so cute and charming.
— What are you talking about? But I’m still not drinking.
— I’m on my third shot missed.
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