Easiest way to return to the USSR

So, friends — today will be a post with a detailed recipe on how you can very easily return back to USSR. A few years ago, Facebook user named albert Tolokonnikov wrote a brilliant text that is a must-read for all fans of the USSR — especially for those who want to go back. Albert wrote almost ready manual, as it can be osushestvit in practice, the recipe was dostatochno simple and works like a well-oiled time machine)

So in today’s post — the recipe, as you can back “Back in the USSR”, practcies step by step instructions. Come under kat, there interesting. Well, friends to add do not forget)

So, here’s the recipe from Alberta: “Back in the USSR can be quite simple:

1 get a job in any dying of the Institute.

2 Disable the Internet and mobile phones, leave the TV, only the First channel of Russian television.

3 Replace the toilet paper Newspapers.

4 For food buy doctoral sausage of good quality, bread, milk, seaweed in canned food, a bottle of cheap vodka, melted cheese, pasta and tea are of poor quality, dilute the beer with water, rotten vegetables only, fruit only apples.

5 Before buying something, to simulate the queue, just stand in front of the store from 20 to 2000 minutes.

6 If possible, it is possible to find and repair the Lada-“penny”. Only in the tram.

7 Quality clothes not to wear. Shoes should always blot.

8 Teeth to ask to be treated without anesthetic.

9 And the most important thing is the feeling of futility and endless longing. If you manage to reproduce it then it’s almost total immersion in the USSR. In fact, all the young nerds, protecting what they don’t know and never seen, I highly recommend to arrange such experiments a few times a year.”

Here’s a recipe for “back in the USSR” was suggested by albert Tolokonnikov. How do you mean, what do you say, effective recipe? Would like to return in that of the USSR?

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