Be positive always and everywhere.
Lift yourself up, read funny short jokes.
We offer you the opportunity to forget about problems with humor.
Mom, do you have money?
— Yes, but why do you ask?
— I am interested in Chupa Chups…
On the market:
— Tell me, have you fat “Adidas” is?
— What’s that?
— Well with three layers.
An employee who has just received a salary, the accountant:
You have given me 2000!
— All right, but the last time you gave 2,000 more, what are you silent then?
Because if you once made a mistake, it is still possible to close my eyes, but two is too much!
— A microwave works?
— Like a clock.
Something nifiga not warm…
— I’ll say. Works like a clock…
— Well, how are you after yesterday?
— Terrible! I hate myself!
Don’t worry, you are now a lot of people hate.
— I have fulfilled my promise. Look, I made it so that the whole world lies at your feet!
— Petrovich, Yes, you pick up the globe from the floor, you idiot!
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