Have fun from the heart!
Lift yourself up, read funny short jokes from our selection.
We offer you the opportunity to forget about problems with humor.
You do sports?
Yeah, figured lying.
— You say I’m beautiful?
— Yes, beautiful!
— And so beautiful?
— And so beautiful!
— And here, gone, here beautiful?
It’s beautiful! Comrade, the Lieutenant, well, give the right, I have to go.
There are two married ladies. One carrying a cake. The second asks:
— Who wants cake?
Secretary of my husband.
— Does she have a birthday?
— No, too slim figure.
— I recently saw a new device: the keyboard is directly connected to the printer, operates without CPU, power supply and drivers.
— Typewriter, or what?
In the store.
— Weigh this chicken. The saleswoman puts the chicken on the scales:
— 87 UAH 50 kopecks will be.
— How much? How much do you weight?
The saleswoman shouts in a utility room:
— Luba! How do we have chickens?
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