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“Dear, wash the dishes”: funny jokes about the virtues of family life

Funny jokes about the realities of family life you just cheer.

About funny dialogues husbands and wives could write more than one book, because spouses sometimes find themselves wittier professional comedians.

Today we have selected for you a fresh batch of Internet revelations about family life.

The wife says to her husband:
In the kitchen a fly. Kill it, please.
Husband removed to the kitchen. From there I heard the sound of broken dishes, breaking furniture. In half an hour there happy husband, sweaty and disheveled.
— Well, killed?
— To kill, not killed, but her health is not the same!

— Honey, I washed the dishes. All except the pans.
— Well done, but not much.
Thanks, but not great.

The wife quarrels with her husband:
— You’re always against me! You never agree with me!
— No, I certainly can agree with you, but then we’ll both be wrong…

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