Funny jokes about the realities of family life you just cheer.
About funny dialogues husbands and wives could write more than one book, because spouses sometimes find themselves wittier professional comedians.
Today we have selected for you a fresh batch of Internet revelations about family life.
Wife:
— I was here today at the exhibition of cats. There are some beauties! I, of course, of our love, but he is compared to them — a freak…
Husband:
— I know what you mean! I’m recently the contest “Miss universe” looked.
Two friends stayed up late at the bar:
— Look, what do you say to the wife when I get home?..
— I’ll tell her, “Good evening.” Else she will say it.
Wife — husband:
— Darling, as you slept today?
— I had a dream that I’m walking on the sandy beach. Probably only this explains the marks in the tray with kitty litter…
— Honey, I have a surprise for you!
— Does the award was received?
— Exactly! In the amount of three salaries!
— Well done!
And all the money I bought you a bouquet of flowers!
Idiot…
Pregnant wife during an argument says to her husband:
— If the baby is like you, it would be his great misfortune!
Husband:
And if the baby will not similar to me, it would be a great misfortune for you!
— Oh, how delicious you made it! You yourself prepared?
The wife helped.
— Yes? Clever! And how can it help you?
— Not critical…
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