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“Attack the fat”: the Russians are scared of Ukrainian military boar

Rossm has taught news.

Russian media said the use of the Ukrainian army fighting boars in the fighting in the Donbass.

The reason for this statement was the plot of “Vijskovomu television of Ukraine” about the fact that Ukrainian soldiers on the frontline have tamed two feral pigs, which likely lost her mother. The men were given the names of domesticated animals – Timon and Pumbaa, and feed them from your diet. In the story the soldiers say that the instincts of wild pigs is very developed and when they feel the approach of people, give signals to soldiers.

Russian propagandists in their own way interpret the situation with the domestication of hogs and reported their use as service dogs.

“This extravagant decision was caused by lack of fat to feed watchdogs,” said, for example, the Russian edition of the Newspaper.ru.

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