This joke can only in this city.
We all know that the Odessa — people are very cheerful. They don’t lose their composure and sense of humor, even if something goes wrong.
We propose to learn this valuable skill the inhabitants of the famous city.
— Lucy, tell me and sho if the husband is not Alain Delon, you can still hope sho will have beautiful children?
— What it was about! You live, thank God, in a free country…
— Abramchik, why didn’t you say sho love me?
— I already said it once. If Shaw is any change, I’ll let you know…
— All tomorrow’s filing for divorce!!! Enough! Had suffered…
Sonya, darling, here we go again, tomorrow! And today you have no time? You’re always busy, or tired, or a headache.
Marriage is a gradual realization of the fact that Shaw mother did was right.
The mother says to the son:
— Bob, what are you going to marry, is good, but why not the girl with whom you spend your free evenings?
— And with whom I will spend nights?
— Rose, look, what a beautiful day today!
And sho?
— But remember, you have said to me: “one day I’m leaving you!”
— Monya, sho you want to be right or healthy?
— Well, sho you, Sara, I just wanted to talk to you…
— Wanted to talk, so shut up!
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